At the end of the school year, I am so excited.
I look forward to not having to go out first thing in the morning and I look forward to pajama days.
I envision them happy and loving and sweet….
Then we go on our first vacation together and I have a whole new respect for teachers and I miss them… I actually miss them. I am tempted to call them up and chat and tell them how much they meant to me for 180 glorious days.
I love my children and I love the time that we spend together… I mean, come on! I travel with them ALONE multiple times a year. I must love them dearly… right?!
the first week of summer is over and suddenly that image that I had of them, you know the one, they get along and love each other and they play games and never fight and they share… annnnndddd
who am I kidding that only happens in books and pod families! I said it, and I’m not taking it back!!!
Instead of dancing in fields of flowers together singing in harmony, I find myself ringside of the best MMA fight in the county!!!
This ^^^^^ is what I get instead!
Someone needs to call ESPN because this is way better and not even I know who is going to win. Conor McGregor and Ronda Rousey ain’t got nothin’ on the Barbershop Quartet!
I make threats… “don’t touch each other again”, “don’t even look at each other”, “one more time” or “I’m not even kidding” and my favorite “go to your room and when you decide you know how to act like civilized little people you can come out!”
5 minutes later… “OK, we figured it out”
They are all in different weight classes but I’m serious when I say they hold their own. Even the baby! He’s probably the best of all of them. His short stature and quick moves make him a frontrunner in every match….
Zoe has even requested braids so the boys can’t get her hair…. what 7 year old knows this?!?!
I do believe that I am getting them all jump ropes and kick bags for Christmas… skills like this shouldn’t be wasted… I have 4 million dollar babies on my hands. I’m just kidding…
I will say, that I have 4 little Jekyll and Hydes on my hands… when we get them all cleaned up, shirts tucked in, hair perfectly in place, and take them in public they have amazing social skills, they have the best manners and they carry themselves like perfect little angels… not the savages that I am home with all day.
SOOO…. to all you mama’s out there lovin’ summer already….
Here’s to 7 long weeks of summer left… hopefully they all still have their teeth and nothing gets broken…. OH!! And we got them a trampoline last year… whhhhyyy did I do such foolishness…. that just encourages the madness.
Disclaimer:::: Such shenanigans are never EVER encouraged and typically they hug it out in the end and to date the only thing that has been injured is my poor lamp…. 2 times 😦